Birth date: 23 October
Country Of Origin: Australia
Town Born In: Perth
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour and Style: Black, Short-ish
Skin Tone: Slightly Tan
Tattoos: None. Yet.
Names/Screen-names You Go By: Names: Nathan, Screen Name/Alias: polkovniknades
I'll answer to: Nathan, [redacted because last name], Polk, Polko, Blue, Vlad, Vladimir, Markovich
Explain Your Username:
A friend started calling me Nades as in Grenades for a bit and during that time I played a lot of the C&C Generals Zero Hour Cold War Crisis mod where I learnt of the Russian word: Polkovnik. So then I decided to mash the two together and I got "polkovniknades". I also recently made a newer more intrinsic icon Biggur: i.imgur.com/9G4Gh05.png
Explain Your Icon:
How Would You Describe Your Personality?
How Would Other People Describe You?
Are You Afraid Of Anything/Have Any Phobias?
What's Your Favourite Physical Feature About Yourself?
My arms, why? I have no clue. Nothing really new there I guess.
What's Your most hated physical feature about yourself?
Do you have any physical disabilities/ailments?
Don't think so
Do you have any SPECIAL/FREAKY Abilities 8D?
I can lick my elbow. Dislocate and relocate my left thumb rapidly
Do you have any allergies?
Hayfever, cat fur :/
Are you the first, middle, last, or only child? And who are your siblings?
2nd child, one half brother (Same mum, different dad)
How many cousins do you have? Big family?
Absolutely no clue, my mother's side is insanely large
Do you WANT to have children? If so how many?
What was your dream job when you were a kid?
Wanted to be a pilot since I was 5. And I still fucking do
What is your dream job now?
What are your current responsibilities?
What item of food is your favorite?
What is your favourite flavour ever?
Do you like Meat?
What do you usually eat for Breakfast?
Cereal. Pretty much... Hasn't changed in like... Forever... xD
What is your favourite dinner meal?
Butter chicken probably
What cuisines do you like best?
What foods do you HATE?
Jackfruit <--Bloody fucking biohazard whenever my mum cuts them up.
What food can you not resist?
What would be your last meal?
One of my home made burgers. I need to make those again...
Do you like any 'freaky' food combinations?
Everyone seems to think mint/mint choc is disgusting. So mint/mint choc I guess.
What is your general fashion style? (eg: punk, glam, sporty, girly etc)
What item of clothing do you wear the most?
My polo shirt from a promotion course with cadets two years ago
Pants or skirts/dresses?
How much of your skin do you like to show/cover up?
I usually only wear shorts with a shirt and jacket with volleys, so just my legs really, I also scrunch up the jacket sleeves. Yeah... I just realised that I haven't changed my style in like three years... Seriously, I still wear shorts, a shirt, and a jacket, with volleys...
What items of jewelery do you wear most?
What item can you NOT leave your house without?
Clothes and underwear. Duh. Also my wallet and keys.
Hair up or Hair down?
~* Life Style*~
What time do you usually wake up?
What time do you usually go to sleep?
Usually later than midnight. Nothing different...
How often do you bathe/shower?
Every day. Unless it's the weekend and I don't have to be around people. If I do have to see people, I always shower beforehand if I hadn't done so the night before.
Do you exercise regularly?
No, but I'd like to
How often do you go out drinking?
What do you do most in your spare time?
Name your hobbies:
How many pets have you had in your life?
How many houses have you lived in in your life?
What sort of 'vehicle' do you own?
What's your current job?
Plant/flower: Gum trees I guess
Sweet/treat: Tim Tams
Game: Minecraft, Minesweeper, Kerbal Space Program,
Shop: EB Games, Nev's Corner Store. Best. Fucking. Thickshakes. Ever. Holy shit.
Brand: Not 'Rivers'. I like Kathmandu stuff. They make good quality hiking gear.
Cultures: Russian, German, Nordic
Town/City: Melbourne, Armidale
Style of music:
Favourite Songs: Way too many. Yep.
Favourite Movies: Fantastic Mr. Fox, Saving Private Ryan, Hard Candy, Interstellar, Dredd, Grand Budapest Hotel
Favourite TV shows: Fringe, Sea Patrol, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Air Crash Investigations
Favourite Books: Spike, Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep, 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea, Ender Quartet, Shadow Saga, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, EVE: Source
Favourite Ships/Pairings: Ship:
Favourite place to Holiday/visit: Melbourne, Australia
Favourite place to relax/feel free:
~*Ideals in the Opposite Sex*~
Height: Equal or smaller.
Weight: Not too fat, not too slim
Body shape: Curves
Hair colour/style: Brown, Black, dyed Red, styles like that of Marceline from Adventure Time. Also undercuts that are done properly.
Eye colour: Green or blue
Style: Whatever really but some of the more intelligent ones I guess
Personality traits: Caring, honest, virtuous?
~*Ideals in the SAME Sex*~
I'm not gay... but if I was...
Height: Equal or smaller.
Weight: Equal but it doesn't really matter.
Body shape: Equal or smaller.
Hair color/style: Black, brown or blonde
Eye color: Green or blue
Style: Whatever I guess
Personality traits: Same as above
~*what's the last -*~
Time you laughed:
Screamed: Don't remember, I don't like attracting attention. Pretty much.
The last person you talked to:
Person to call you:
Person you yelled at:
Person you told them you loved:
Time you acted childish:
Food you've eaten:
Book you've read:
Shop you entered: Woolworths Lel. The last shop I entered is still a Woolies xD
Thing you regret doing:
Thing you watched on TV: I haven't watched TV since the final episode of Sea Patrol which was some time ago. Yep. Pretty much. Still don't watch TV. Nothing interesting and too many ads.
Thing you squee-d over:
Person you mentally hugged:
Thing you wrote? (other than this meme):
Thing you drew:
Thing you read:
Do a handstand: Pfft, no.
Raise one eyebrow and not the other: Yep
Dance: Define dancing...(Like a professional or an epileptic in a strobe light?)
Sing: I sing along to the songs I listen to and that's about it
Cook: Sort of
Speak a different language: I wanna learn German, Norwegian or Swedish. Other than that, no.
Do any magic Tricks: No. Does solving a Rubiks cube count?
Put together DIY boxed furniture: How can you not be able to follow the instructions?
Use Power tools: Yep, the sander's my favourite
Write a Resume: Yeah, I just update it occassionally.
Skateboard: Not really
Surf: Nope. I can body surf though which is really fun especially in the right conditions
Navigate: Daytime, easy as pie. Night time, a bit trickier. That's why they called me Global Positioning Nathan xD
Survive in the Wild: Sure, why not. I got a distinction in Survival with cadets. I may be a bit rusty though.
Survive without your cell phone: Yep, no one ever calls/sms's me anyway.
Survive without your internet: If I'm at home, hardly.
What are you wearing right now?
How do you feel right now?
Tired-ish. That's my secret Captain, I'm always tired.
Did you brush your teeth today: Maybe...
One RANDOM fact about you: